Posts tagged "humor"
  • The Doctor: An immortal five-year-old alien who commits genocide regularly.
  • Sam and Dean Winchester: Mass murderers.
  • Jack Harkness: A really handsome guy who sleeps with everything and turns into a head in a jar.
  • Aang: A twelve-year-old kid who can save the world but ran away from home at the thought of moving.
  • Harry Potter: A kid who seriously thought he got a scar in the perfect shape of a lightning bolt from a car crash.
  • Katniss Everdeen: The daughter of Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton.
  • Merlin: Gay magician.
  • Sherlock: Gay, sociopathic detective.

egobus:

they’re not dating btw 

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New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]

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shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

memewhore:

Yup.

breathless-heir:

so yeah this is kind of me right now

tastefullyoffensive:

Skeptical Dogs

ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

  • will lend me his hoodies
  • good sense of humor
  • is a cutie patootie
  • will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
  • good taste in music

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